Internet burns to ground after evidence of Shakira and Lewis Hamilton on "surf date" goes viral!

By Derek Rielly

15 hours ago

"To know that there was an entire media organisation designed to bend reality, to manipulate facts…"

There are many reasons to fall in love with the WSL commentator Strider Wasilewski, still boyish at fifty and whom we can imagine falling gratefully asleep every night, tucked spoon-fashion into beloved wife, one hand babyishly grasping a breast as a child clutches a favourite toy for comfort when he enters the frightening realm of a dream.

His now famous attack dog tits, a surf career that included a sponsorship by Quiksilver and a place in the Pipe hierarchy , as well as his rise from the skate ghetto of Dogtown, and now, in his harvest years, in-water commentary at selected World Surf League events.

But a recent post from the Ellen DeGeneres-lookalike has fans wondering, did he just fire a salvo into the WSL's patented wall of positive noise?

Wasilewski reposted a clip of the noted far left journalist Jon Stewart unironically describing the concentration of government-friendly media in Hungary and how such a thing could never happen in the USA.

To surf fans, his message has chilling parallels with the WSL's wall of positive noise, where mass-produced furniture is eco friendly, where queer-hating countries are gifted prized tour events and where criticism of the system is strictly verboten.

"If you have a media machine that purposefully lies to its people," says Stewart, "then that is the hallmark of an authoritarian system… if we were ever to get something like that in the United States we would be horrified…furious… to know that there was an entire media organisation designed to bend reality, to manipulate facts…it would never happen in the United States."

Chilling!

Questions: is Strider referencing the WSL's wall of poz noise, does he agree with Stewart's posit that America's media would never blindly push a government's agenda or is he laughing at Stewart's naiveté?

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